OH MY GOD
THEY KILLED $KENNY
(Mmph mmph mmph mmph...)
(Mmph mmph mmph mmph...)
$KENNY is a meme token on Solana powered by an automated trading bot that operates 24/7 on Polymarket's BTC 5-minute markets. Just like Kenny McCormick — who dies every episode but always comes back — the bot takes losses, respawns, and keeps trading. Every trade is on-chain. Every loss is a "death." Every recovery is a respawn. The token that literally cannot die.
$ initializing kenny_protocol...
$ scanning markets from the hood...
! opportunity detected: BTC 5m
$ placing bet: UP $2.50
✓ PROFIT: +$1.23
ℹ kenny died... respawning...
✓ kenny is back. trading resumed.
$ _
(Mmph mmph mmph!)
Real Trades • Real Deaths • Real Respawns
// KennyBot v6.9 — Immortal Trading Protocol
// Connected to Polymarket via Kenny's broken WiFi
[SYSTEM] Bot initialized. Kenny is alive... for now.
[SYSTEM] Scanning BTC 5-minute markets...
[SIGNAL] Momentum detected: BULLISH (confidence: 67%)
[TRADE] Opening position: BTC UP $5.00
[WIN] +$3.35 — "(Mmph mmph mmph!)" [HAPPY]
[SYSTEM] Scanning next opportunity...
[SIGNAL] Reversal pattern: BEARISH (confidence: 58%)
[TRADE] Opening position: BTC DOWN $3.00
[DEATH] -$3.00 — KENNY DIED! Respawning in 3...2...1...
[RESPAWN] Kenny is back! Like nothing happened.
[SIGNAL] Volume spike: BULLISH (confidence: 72%)
[TRADE] Opening position: BTC UP $4.00
[WIN] +$2.88 — "(Mmph mmph mmph mmph!)" [EXCITED]
// Session P&L: +$3.23
// Kenny deaths this session: 4
// Kenny respawns: 4 (100% rate)
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"(Mmph mmph mmph!)" — The bot trades while Kenny dies. And comes back. And dies again. But the trades keep printing. Kenny never truly stops.
Every trade is on-chain. Every death is public. Every respawn is verified. No hidden losses — just Kenny dying and coming back richer.
Hold $KENNY through the dips (deaths) and get rewarded on the respawns. The longer you hold, the more respawns you survive. Diamond hands only.
Times Kenny Has Died (and come back)
Kenny McCormick has died hundreds of times. Crushed, burned, exploded, eaten — you name it, it's happened to Kenny. But every single time, he comes back the next day like nothing happened.
One day, Kenny realized his superpower wasn't just immortality — it was the ultimate trading edge. When your bot takes a loss, it doesn't die. It respawns. Just like Kenny.
KennyBot was born in the McCormick family's broken-down house, running on a stolen WiFi signal and pure determination. It trades Polymarket's 5-minute BTC markets 24/7. When it loses, it dies. When it respawns, it trades again. The cycle never ends.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" — "You bastards!" — But he always comes back. Always.
"(Mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph!)"
Translation: "I can't die and neither can this token."
$KENNY is the Solana meme token that can't be killed. It dips, it dumps, it gets rugged — and it comes right back. Because Kenny always comes back. That's literally his thing.
KennyBot runs 24/7 on Polymarket's 5-minute BTC markets. Every trade is on-chain. When it loses, it "dies" — and immediately respawns with a new strategy. Unkillable.
Most tokens die once and stay dead. $KENNY has died a thousand times and keeps coming back stronger. The edge isn't the strategy — it's the immortality.
Founder & Immortal CEO
"(Mmph mmph mmph mmph!)"
Self-Appointed CFO
"Kenny's too poor to run a token... but whatever."
Chief Skeptic
"This is a terrible idea... but Kenny literally can't die."
Community Manager
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...again."
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Get a Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare)
Load it with SOL
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Watch Kenny die and come back richer